April232014

rianfuckindawson:

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

How isn’t this a ride yet omg

(via fuck---people---and---life)

4PM

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via fuck---people---and---life)

4PM

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

(via turkeydinosaursyo)

4PM

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever

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(Source: how-live-forever, via alltimegee)

2PM

THAT AWKWARD LESBIAN MOMENT

that-awkward-lesbian-moment:

when you’re going to prom with a “friend,” but she is really your girlfriend.

(submitted by abbyaretz)

1PM

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via turkeydinosaursyo)

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